A poorly drawn comic for those who have no shame...

the Jeff Bazz experience.

March 17, 2010

Sappin'

Fickle beasts, trees.
But we like their snot,
so we tend to appease their
jumpy sensibilities.

We approach from behind--
carefully and with naught
a sound but the wind--
and collect their pee.

They don't seem bothered
by the concept persay...
But I still ask please;
cause, well, who knows?

Fickle beasts, trees.

2 comments:

  1. First it was snot
    Then it was pee
    I am rather confused
    what comes out of a tree?

    Get some consistency
    ... with thee.

    ~Mel & Rob

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  2. You see:
    The snot comes from
    the taps high up the tree;
    from the taps down low,
    there flows the pee.

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