A poorly drawn comic for those who have no shame...

the Jeff Bazz experience.

November 9, 2010

The Grey.

Her skin was cold and grey.
Her face was old, but had this glow
mostly reserved for candelabras
in the winter.

She reached into her head
through a hole where her eardrum should be,
pulled out something transparent
and held it out to me.

She sang:
"The only good idea I ever had
is sitting now in my hands;
the years have made it no use to me.
and in this cold twilight of mine
I'm offering it now for free."

I did as she bade and opened my hand.
It was warm and lucid, but somehow
not malleable for all its
pinkish gold.

Hesitating at first ('cause it was kinda weird),
I raised it up to my face
and shuddered as I inhaled deep
from the strangest musty smell and taste.

She sang:
"The only good idea I ever had
is sitting now in your head;
may the years find it a use for you.
Now I fear this twilight of mine
may well be through.
Goodbye..."

November 2, 2010

s'dark in here.

She said "Pull your head out of your ass."
Maybe I should;
it's more hygienic...
But it's so loud out there
and I can't hardly get any
thinkin' done
at
all.